I swear to uphold the Ouma's oath,
and to never reveal where the portal in the cookie jar truly hides.
As all Umakhulu before, and all Ugogo evermore,
To know your need before you do,
A Granny snack appearing out of the blue,
Nonna will feed you twice,
and always send you home with something nice.
A secret only Babushkas can know,
Whispered where only Nans can go.
Cross my heart, struss bob, nyanies khumpela.
~ T. Koekies — Ouma in Chief ~
Le Château Pont du Bonbon